do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task
like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”
"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"
"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"
"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore
The hardest part of being an artist is having a piece of art that your proud to have in your sketchbook but having to rip it out because it won’t fit in the scanner
DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS
hey here’s a reminder
you’ve made it this far when it comes to art, you’ve improved so much compared to where you started, and you’ve got it in you to make it a whole lot further
don’t let your nagging self hatred get to you, just keep drawing, keep working. you’re gonna be fine!
george weasley looking in the mirror of erised and seeing what appears to just be his reflection until he notices it has both ears
he wonders why the mirror thinks an ear is his heart’s desire and then he realises that isn’t what it’s saying
YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire
life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.
this is amazing